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Pooping In The Name Baby Jersey Bodysuit

Vintage Indigo / 12M
$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
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Pooping In The Name Baby Jersey Bodysuit

$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
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POOPING IN THE NAME OF… needing a diaper change. Right now. Non-negotiable. πŸ’©βœŠ

This bodysuit is for the tiny revolutionary in your life who has absolutely zero interest in your schedule, your sleep, or your sense of smell πŸ˜†.

F*** you, I won't do what you told me… except poop. That they'll do:

  • 🎸 Rage-soft cotton β€” 100% combed ringspun cotton, gentle enough for the most rebellious of baby skin
  • ⚑ Rapid-response closure β€” lap shoulder design + 3-snap closure for when the revolution can't wait
  • πŸ’ͺ Built to resist β€” durable enough for spit-up, blowouts, and the full self-titled album on repeat
  • 🎁 The ultimate baby shower gift β€” for parents who know that raising a baby is the most punk rock thing you can do

Specs:

  • 100% combed ringspun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.Β² (170 g/mΒ²)
  • Regular fit with envelope neckline
  • Lap shoulders & three-snap closure
  • Blank product sourced from India

The revolution will not be potty trained. 🀘

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