Run To The Hills (I Pooped) Baby Jersey Bodysuit

RUN TO THE HILLS.

...i pooped. 💩

Iron Maiden wrote an epic tale of battle and survival. Your baby rewrote it as a tale of diaper warfare - and the results are equally dramatic.

One moment everything is peaceful. The next? The look on their face says it all. No warning. No mercy. Just that unmistakable expression, a brief silence, and then… the announcement. Every parent knows it. Every parent has run.

The perfect bodysuit for the tiny warrior who fights on the front lines of your sanity - and wins every single time.

Up the irons (and the wipes):

• ⚔️ Battle-tested softness — 100% combed ringspun cotton, gentle enough for the most fearsome of tiny warriors
• ⚡ Rapid-retreat closure — lap shoulder design + 3-snap closure for when you need to move fast
• 💪 Built for the long campaign — durable enough for spit-up, blowouts, and the entire Number of the Beast album on repeat
• 🎁 The ultimate baby shower gift — for metal-loving parents who know that parenthood is the greatest battle they’ll ever fight

Specs:

• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit with envelope neckline
• Lap shoulders & three-snap closure
• Blank product sourced from India

Run to the changing table. Run for your life. Run as fast as you can. You already know it’s too late. 🤘