My Dad's A Tool Baby Jersey Bodysuit

This isn't just a bodysuit. It's a tiny wearable truth bomb delivered by someone who can't even walk yet but already has dad's number 😆.

For the self-aware dad who knows exactly what he is - and the metal-loving parent who thought it would be hilarious to put it on a onesie. They were right.

Forty-six & 2 sizes ahead of the diaper game:

• 🔩 Transcendently soft — 100% combed ringspun cotton
• ⚡ Rapid-change engineering — lap shoulder design + 3-snap closure for quick diaper changes
• 💪 Built for the long spiral — durable enough to survive spit-up, blowouts, and at least ten full listens of “Lateralus”
• 🎁 The ultimate baby shower gift — for dads who are tools and know it, and the partners (and babies) who love them anyway

Specs:

• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit with envelope neckline
• Lap shoulders & three-snap closure
• Blank product sourced from India

"He's the reason I'm here. He's also kind of a tool. These two things are not mutually exclusive."