Poop Factory Baby Jersey Bodysuit

Fear Factory made music. Poop Factory makes messes. 🤘

Inspired by the legends of industrial metal and the brutal reality of new parenthood, this bodysuit is a tribute to the tiny human who runs your life now — and produces output at an alarming rate.

The perfect gift for metal-loving parents who know that raising a baby is basically a mosh pit in onesie form.

Built for the pit (and the crib):

• 🎸 Ultra-soft armor — 100% combed ringspun cotton, gentle enough for headbangers-in-training
• ⚡ Rapid deployment system — lap shoulder design + 3-snap closure for lightning-fast diaper changes
• 💪 Road-tested durability — survives spit-up, blowouts, and the chaos of everyday life on tour (aka your living room)
• 🎁 The ultimate baby shower gift — for parents who worship at the altar of both metal and parenthood

Specs:

• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit with envelope neckline
• Lap shoulders & three-snap closure
• Blank product sourced from India

"Demanufacture" the idea that babies can't be metal. Yours clearly is.